This song originally appeared on the never recorded 1996 first album, Music For Blender Drinks, from the Minneapolis band Guuvi
Lickin' Rednecks Holdin' Longnecks
Never in a hurry to get there early
Always on time when I should be late
Watchin' thoughts spinnin' when I should be sleepin'
Always am tired when I should be awake.
Never am hungry when I should be eatin'
Always half-starved in the middle of the day
Never am horny when I got a gal before me
Always feel lusty when I'm on the make
Lookin' for meaning
While lickin' Rednecks holdin' Longnecks
It's what I call a hobby
Everyone needs a hobby